Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 24

You might be a redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if you think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

You might be a redneck if your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You might be a redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your coat-of-arms features kudzu.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

You might be a redneck if you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

You might be a redneck if your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.