Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 25

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

You might be a redneck if you can't tell what color your car is because of the dirt.

You might be a redneck if you participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".

You might be a redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.

You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

If you think the French Riviera is foreign car, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your coat-of-arms features kudzu.

You might be a redneck if your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.

You might be a redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

You might be a redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your stomach.

You might be a redneck if you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

You might be a redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.