Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 25
This book is just a collection of my drawings. I never really showed them to anybody but my wife, and she always laughed at them.
As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
You might be a redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
The CMT folks, there was a genuine enthusiasm that I've never had in television before on the executive side.
You might be a redneck if... your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!'
You might be a redneck if you've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers "ho-down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
You might be a redneck if your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
You might be a redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.