Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 26

You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

The CMT folks, there was a genuine enthusiasm that I've never had in television before on the executive side.

You might be a redneck if momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.

You might be a redneck if you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap on a car that does run.