Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 26

You might be a redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap on a car that does run.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".

You might be a redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.

You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your stomach.

You might be a redneck if you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

You might be a redneck if you gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.