Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 26
You might be a redneck if you think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.
You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your stomach.
You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You might be a redneck if your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
The CMT folks, there was a genuine enthusiasm that I've never had in television before on the executive side.
You might be a redneck if your back porch is bigger than your house.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.