Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 26
You might be a redneck if there are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You might be a redneck if you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You might be a redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
You might be a redneck if you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You might be a redneck if someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.
You might be a redneck if you just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.