Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 28
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
You might be a redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
You might be a redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap on a car that does run.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if you've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
You might be a redneck if there has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.