Quotes & Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy / page 9

You might be a redneck if you've ever taken an RV to a drive-in movie.

You might be a redneck if you've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".

You might be a redneck if your brother-in-law is your uncle.

You might be a redneck if your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

You might be a redneck if the flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to meet women.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.