Quotes & Jokes by Jerry Seinfeld / page 10

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.