Quotes & Jokes by Kevin James / page 2

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

There, there's your skin-flap. That piece that looks like my ass caught fire and somebody put it out with an old t-shirt is yours.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'

You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go "Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?" "Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?"

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.