Quotes & Jokes by Lenny Bruce / page 4

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

I want to perform an unnatural act.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” I dunno… it was one of those parties that got out of hand.