Quotes & Jokes by Mort Sahl / page 5

Obama is running again for spite.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

You know me, I love lost causes.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

New book on Malcolm X says we don’t know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative - why is that?" you say, "Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?"