Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 5

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

That’s when you know you’re a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

I don't get sick.

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.

We're good friends, but we hate each other. Last year, Kevin made the cut and I didn't. My show is over. Kevin's got a really big movie coming out. What else do I got?

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.'

I do still get intimidated by certain things.

I feel very privileged that I am able to do something. All of us saw the images on TV and we said we can send money but we still wanted to contribute more.

It’s hard to idolize a ballplayer when you're forty and he’s, let’s say, twenty-one. How can I be yelling “You da man!” when he da kid?

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That’s how I want to love him – through pictures and folklore.

It is even better the second time now that my tongue isn't scared.

I wasn’t really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I’d see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.