Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 6

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it’s enough just to keep yourself alive.

You might think that’s an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

We've written the stories as they've happened in our lives, and they have happened in our lives, and people seem to identify with them. And as scary as that sounds, people seem themselves in us.

I think maybe my four-year-old has come up with a new metaphor. We don’t want “everything out of life,” we want “everything and a kite”!

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

I do what I do because I love it.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.'

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.