Quotes & Jokes by Ray Romano / page 6

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it’s enough just to keep yourself alive.

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

You might think that’s an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

I do what I do because I love it.

We've written the stories as they've happened in our lives, and they have happened in our lives, and people seem to identify with them. And as scary as that sounds, people seem themselves in us.

I think maybe my four-year-old has come up with a new metaphor. We don’t want “everything out of life,” we want “everything and a kite”!

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.