Quotes & Jokes by Redd Foxx / page 4

Hazel, if I hit you in the mouth, I bet your lips get to the hospital before the amulance.

Esther, warn me before you come in so I have a chance to cover all of the mirrors!

I am 65, my friends say I look 55, I feel 45, I'll settle for 35, and you make me feel 25!

There’s the members of the new partnership: Fuentes, Fuentes, Chico, and Dummo.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

I tell you what I could use, new color TV.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall … you're on the toilet.