Quotes & Jokes by Richard Lewis / page 19

Nowhere is a great place to start.

I'd deeply apologize to Richard Lewis for my offensive slurs to myself.

For sanity,I just cut down my family tree.

Life's a beautiful thing. With every passing day I have more to worry about.

It was so important for me just to have my ex feel good in bed. The low point was when I started to sing, 'Here we go, orgasm! Here we go!' And then when it finally happened, running a victory lap - that was sad. And the high fives, wasn't that unnecessary?

I'll never die. Been there done that.