Quotes & Jokes by Rita Rudner / page 4

Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attrat men? Men don’t like flowers. I wear a scent called “new-car interior.”

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.