Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 2
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) "It's the same sex all the time.”
When they named a hurricane "Hurricane Ike", I went "finally, they have the balls to name a hurricane after a crack smoking, wife beating motherfucker."
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, "Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Our job is improving the quality of life not just delaying death.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.