Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 3

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, at least in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."

And if you want a linguistic adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman. Cause you can't fucking understand them before.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity and decency and, God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and that is what needs to be nourished with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.