Quotes & Jokes by Sandra Bernhard / page 3

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.

Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place - they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.

For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

Hip doesn't really come into play anymore as far as I can tell.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

I think comedy is definitely a more male oriented field - social commentary, political commentary - I think it's just easier for men to get up and say whatever they want. But I don't think there's that many women who really want to put their toe in the water either. It's not the easiest life or lifestyle to get out there and kind of shake the shit up.