Quotes & Jokes by Sandra Bernhard / page 4

I like doing new material in LA. It's very challenging.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.

I am always hoping to do another CD. This atmosphere has been difficult.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.

I think comedy is definitely a more male oriented field - social commentary, political commentary - I think it's just easier for men to get up and say whatever they want. But I don't think there's that many women who really want to put their toe in the water either. It's not the easiest life or lifestyle to get out there and kind of shake the shit up.

I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.

I'm somebody who can absorb a lot.

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.

Things are so scary and intimidating with AIDS and the right wing that people are looking for somebody to just give them safe harbors.

I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.

I don't believe in karma.