Quotes & Jokes by Wanda Sykes / page 7

Whenever we go out, I pay all the tolls. Yeah - he backs up to the tolls so the booth would be on my side.

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.

I'm really funny now.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.