Quotes & Jokes about Animals / page 3

I know that most domesticated animals aren't indigenous to this country. So guess what, cat? You can beat it. Go back to Catalina Island or Catalonia, Spain, or Katmandu, or wherever the hell your hairy ass is from! 'Cause this is America and around here - Katmandon't.

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.