Quotes & Jokes about Comedians / page 5

A lot of comedians are selfish.

The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.

I'll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.