Quotes & Jokes about Market / page 2

The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can’t hurt us again until tomorrow.

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, "Where did he touch you?" She said, "On my knee, Bobby."