Quotes & Jokes about Sport / page 2
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys - either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.
Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a tongue in a sports bar when his team wins.
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy won a gold medal in the Olympics." "Oh yeah, that's cool, I wanna watch the fat guy." "Come on dude, you can take that hill."
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!
Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: "Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother?" What's the guy supposed to say?
You might be a redneck if you think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, "Oh, come on!" every now and then at the TV.