Quotes & Jokes about Weed / page 2

I found a great new weed killer, but it stains the carpet.

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I’m telling a lot of jokes about it.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!