Quotes & Jokes about Weed / page 2

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

I found a great new weed killer, but it stains the carpet.

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I’m telling a lot of jokes about it.

Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.