Quotes & Jokes by Cedric the Entertainer

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed altogether. 'Cuz we run. Nigga, we run when we see somebody else runnin'. We don't ask no questions why we runnin', we don't need no run coordinator to get the runnin' all organized. Nigga, if I'm with you, and you start runnin'...dammit, I'ma start runnin'!

Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be perfect is ridiculous.

I can’t go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I’ll be snapped up before the first lights out!

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

It is a big world that we live in, and people have a choice to love who they love.

I've been blessed to have a long career.

We as comics do want an immediate response from the audience. It's really quiet on the set, and there are only the producers, and the director, so a comic is looking for someone to give a reaction, even if it is the camera guy.

They’ve come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian.

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey that ain’t bad yeah, Cedric the Entertainer.

I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.