Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 11
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Seems the first person to call someone a whore is usually another whore.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a "good time".
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.