Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 11
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Seems the first person to call someone a whore is usually another whore.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like "no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle".
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.