Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 12
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
Sorry sweety, you're not going to make the cut. You're just not unhealthy enough for me.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a "good time".
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.