Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 18
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think "why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility"?
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
I don't like the term 'intercourse'. I've always described sex as having taken her vagina 'into custody'.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
I wish you'd say that to my face. Not because I'm offended, but because I'm lonely and could use the company.
The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
Saying, "have a great work-out" is like saying, "I hope you pull something".