Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 7
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
I don't see the vagina as a sexual object, but more of a vessel through which I seek emotional companionship at the cost of freedom.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
If a cunt falls in the forrest, but lacks the self awareness to really see it, did it fall in the first place?
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.