Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 8

142 quotes

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.

For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

The name's Hank, !@#$% face, learn it!

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

I love this game!

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

New management came in and they cleaned everybody out so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.

And He saw that it was good!

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.