Quotes & Jokes by Jim Carrey / page 8

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.

The name's Hank, !@#$% face, learn it!

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

But, you know, you can't be a star at home.

I love this game!

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

New management came in and they cleaned everybody out so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself.

And He saw that it was good!

You know, I think you're a very special unit.

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.