Quotes & Jokes by Richard Lewis / page 5

I'm the first person in history to die in my own dream but It turned out only to be a stunt double.

We can't agree on religion and guns and economics and sadly civil rights but if the wealthy won't chip in for the needy we are done.

The longer that I live the less time I have to worry.

When I was a kid my family said having feelings was an act of treason.

My parents didn't want to get divorced until they passed away.

Perception is reality; so being so twisted I have no idea who I ever was which was a really lucky break.

Acceptance and forgiveness are crucial components to a happy life and hopefully I can find mine in storage.

If you have a date tonight, play it safe and leave your heart at home.

I can't sleep because I keep dreaming that I'm me...

I don't care what people think of me because I never cared what I thought about myself.

I'm looking forward to yesterday.

I was having a great day until I woke up.

If you are going through an emotional nightmare be grateful that it is only a nightmare.

I live in a predominantly anxious section of town.

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you've got flies.