Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 10
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain’t going back.
I love the guys who say "I watch NASCAR for the racing." Yeah, and I watch porn for the acting. You liar!
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I'll guarantee you'll win.
I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face!
And I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something.
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
After a while, you just kind of chill. It just becomes a whole different lifestyle and no one bothers you.
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."
There have been two different drafts of the script. The hard part about following it up is at the end of the first one, he revealed his identity to his kids. How do you play that out? How does she come back? One of the ideas was that he'd go to New York because his daughter was going to college and he'd be nearby. But as a script, it never worked.
Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.