Quotes & Jokes by Robin Williams / page 12
If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
We are so excited about adding additional incentives to the program. It gives them a fun reason to exercise and learn about geography as well.
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision.
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"
They should have little disclaimer that says - "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!"
You can start any Monty Python routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.