Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 10

When you’re reaching for a star, there’s a long way to fall.

Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.

She is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties.

You can’t make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

She was feeling her bohemian oats.

With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.

Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself.

All of those things make it look like a really hard transaction to pull off. But it can be done.

While my fervent hope is we can get the entire amount. I think we need to have some idea what we would lose.

It is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

It was easier to sell a painting that was not for sale.

When I first found out that I was going to win this award, I tried really hard - to care. And then I realized; we are all here tonight, because of a common love: me.