Quotes & Jokes by Steve Martin / page 11
While my fervent hope is we can get the entire amount. I think we need to have some idea what we would lose.
If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
I just brush it off and try to make a joke about it. Over the years it's been interesting.
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, "Hi, was it good for you too?" If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.
We are just happy that we are here in Brazil and that this was a good ending.
I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
It takes time though for owners and trainers to invest that additional purse money to start cultivating that better racing product.
We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.
That's a device. I like to think about it as a little bit of a mystery ... the director describes it as a statement of authorship. It's kind of a sophisticated concept, but I like to think of it almost as my character looking back intellectually, but not at an advanced age.
As a school board we felt it's an unfair expense to families. The lawsuit has a certain logic to it - if you have free public education, you can't put these things on top of it. It defeats the purpose.