Quotes & Jokes by Steven Wright / page 39
643 quotes
Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo... He got pretty good... He could go under a rug...
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?"
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?