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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
There are three things Jewish people worship - God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
When I’m not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.
The wicked at heart probably know something.
Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.
It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Recently there has been a lot of controversy between the countries, and I would hope that now the two countries could put all that behind them and start to build on what really has been a great friendship.
