Quotes & Jokes by Craig Ferguson / page 26

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If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I’m sorry that your life turned out like that.

I’ve never understood why they call junk mail “spam,” because spam is delicious and junk mail is annoying. But you can still find both under my couch.

It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.