Quotes & Jokes by Daniel Tosh / page 12
235 quotes
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes and Noble. Bring your own book... I haven't written one yet.
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Don't get lost on a hike there. You'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.
You can never do jokes about somebody dying! Its disrespectful! How would you feel if you died?
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don’t laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.