Quotes & Jokes by Dave Chappelle / page 5

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.

My generation is under-entertained.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

I love my jokes.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

I wasn't crazy but it is incredibly stressful.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.