Quotes & Jokes by Dave Chappelle / page 5

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.

I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out.

My generation is under-entertained.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

I love my jokes.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

I wasn't crazy but it is incredibly stressful.

One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.