Quotes & Jokes by Dave Chappelle / page 5

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.

I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

I love my jokes.

My generation is under-entertained.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

I wasn't crazy but it is incredibly stressful.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.

No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.