Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 10

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

Being a white supremacist is like getting into porn. At some point you gotta be like, "what the fuck was I thinking?"

I think you're retarded, and not in the cute way.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

When rappers call each other "son" it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Using profanity is an indicator that you lack class, or feel strongly about being something, and want to get your fuckin' point across.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?