Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 11
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like "no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle".
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Seems the first person to call someone a whore is usually another whore.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?