Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 11
Being a white supremacist is like getting into porn. At some point you gotta be like, "what the fuck was I thinking?"
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like "no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle".
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.