Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 12
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Seems the first person to call someone a whore is usually another whore.
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That’s where you find your voice.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a "good time".
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, "Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness".
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is "what the hell are you doing?" - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.