Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 14
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Self hatred is a bitch. That being said, people who really like themselves rarely produce anything interesting or creative.
I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.
You know you've been listening to too much hip hop when you're response to a red light is "can't stop, won't stop son!".
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Just once I want to hear a motivational speaker whisper in my ear, "ya know, this is all bullshit right?"
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is "what the hell are you doing?" - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.