Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 18

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are...

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think "why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility"?

I don't like the term 'intercourse'. I've always described sex as having taken her vagina 'into custody'.

People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.

I wish you'd say that to my face. Not because I'm offended, but because I'm lonely and could use the company.

America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Saying, "have a great work-out" is like saying, "I hope you pull something".

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.