Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 18
"We're in this together" usually means "I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour".
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
I wish you'd say that to my face. Not because I'm offended, but because I'm lonely and could use the company.
The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
I don't like the term 'intercourse'. I've always described sex as having taken her vagina 'into custody'.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.