Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 18
Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
I don't like the term 'intercourse'. I've always described sex as having taken her vagina 'into custody'.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
I wish you'd say that to my face. Not because I'm offended, but because I'm lonely and could use the company.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.