Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 19
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Saying, "have a great work-out" is like saying, "I hope you pull something".
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.
I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as "not at all attracted to me".
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said "southern and sassy, it's all good". Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
I'm told anal sex is like Mariachi music. It hurts at first, but you get used to it, ultimately maybe even throw on a large hat and enjoy it.
If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.