Quotes & Jokes by Dov Davidoff / page 7
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
People who say "life is precious" don't spend much time on line at the airport.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
If love were a drug people would be like, "Yo… stay away from that shit."
If a cunt falls in the forrest, but lacks the self awareness to really see it, did it fall in the first place?