Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 4
I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
I'm not taking the bus today. I thought I'd try something different, I'm going to throw myself in front of it.
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!
I'm Drew Carey, and just like the Muppets, I've got someone's hand up my butt.
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. We try out new things and keep a lot of the classic elements people remember. I enjoy getting to know new people and seeing them win.
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
I'm getting drunk, watching Sabrina and wondering if 9:30 is too early to go to bed.
But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.