Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 5
I'm getting drunk, watching Sabrina and wondering if 9:30 is too early to go to bed.
When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.
Thousand points for everybody! Usually a thousand, but for you, nine ninety-nine! Nine ninety-nine! I'm giving the points away, only nine ninety-nine! I'm craaaazy!
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
As you know, I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I love Cleveland, Ohio. I based my whole career on being from Cleveland, Ohio. And you also might know that Cleveland, Ohio, is going through some tough times right now.
No Faith! At least wait a few minutes until rush hour is over. You're wearing a teddy bear backpack, everyone is gonna want to hit ya.
One of these days I'm going to bite you and I'm gonna get very, very sick.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
Thanks Kate, and don't forget to call that number, there is no such thing as a little crack problem.
The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.