Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 5
I'm getting drunk, watching Sabrina and wondering if 9:30 is too early to go to bed.
When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
Thousand points for everybody! Usually a thousand, but for you, nine ninety-nine! Nine ninety-nine! I'm giving the points away, only nine ninety-nine! I'm craaaazy!
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
One of these days I'm going to bite you and I'm gonna get very, very sick.
No Faith! At least wait a few minutes until rush hour is over. You're wearing a teddy bear backpack, everyone is gonna want to hit ya.
As you know, I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I love Cleveland, Ohio. I based my whole career on being from Cleveland, Ohio. And you also might know that Cleveland, Ohio, is going through some tough times right now.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.