Quotes & Jokes by Drew Carey / page 6
I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.
I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... People like that cradle-to-grave concept because it says you don't have to think too much, you don't have to worry too much, because someone else is looking out for you. But that also means you can't do as much as you want. Why should someone else put a limit on how much fun I can have; how much I can accomplish?
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Hey, here's a tip for you: The next time you have the world by the balls, don't twist them.
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.